Top 5 Things The Creepy Guy Behind You In Line at the Grocery Store is Thinking

5. “Slim Fast…Yeah, good luck with that porky.”
4. “Funyuns.”
3. “Oooh, Bubblelicious!”
2. “God dammit, I can clearly see THIRTEEN items in your cart!”
1. “Intriguing, what are the Olsen twins’ top 10 beauty tips?”


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for since 2001.

Your comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *