Five Things That Became Readily Apparent at the Oscars

5. Michael Douglas is really, really old.
4. No one was more pissed about the LOTR hoopla than big loser, Peter Weir (Director of Master and Commander.)
3. Your chances of being nominated (and winning) for best original song are slim if you’re not an 80’s pop icon.
2. Apparently, the Hobbits know their career arc is on the slippery slide since they show up en masse to EVERY awards ceremony, milking the limelight for every last butterbeer drop.
1. Really Catherine Zeta, I couldn’t tell if it was Michael or Kirk, seriously.


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