Find an Alien, and We’ll Throw in Some Hush Puppies

Finally, a tangible result for the average American from the billions of tax-dollars spent to explore the surface of Mars!

Fast food mainstay Long John Silvers announced it would give customers one free giant shrimp on May 10 to celebrate NASA’s discovery of salt water on Mars.

However, NASA did fall short of Long John Silver’s challenge to find a bottomless ocean of tartar sauce.


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