The March to San Antonio (Not Affiliated with the Mexican-American War)
Top 5 Signs You Have a Case of the March Madness
5. The sound of Billy Packer’s voice is causing you to have seizures.
4. Your co-workers find you curled up in the fetal position under your desk muttering, “Friggin’ UAB.”
3. Your Spouse objects to you wearing face-paint and a fright wig to Aunt Sylvia’s brunch.
2. You start to use your decorative “We’re #1” foam finger for uses other than its intended purpose.
1. Two words: Cheet-O Overdose.