And Me Without My Coconut Radio

The producers of The Bachelor are in the early stages of creating a reality TV version of Gilligan’s Island.

Real-life skippers, professors, movie stars, and millionaires are being encouraged to apply. Contestants will ‘re-enact’ classic episodes of the Nick at Nite standard while attempting to escape the titular tropic island nest.

I guess I’m not eligible since I don’t fit into one of the real-life occupations very well. I always thought of myself as more of a Mary-Ann, anyway….I’ve said too much.

Maybe I could swing being the Gilligan. Then again, I hate bellbottoms and I know enough to triple-bag my weed when I send it through the USPS.

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Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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