I’d watch more tv this summer, but I’m not really interested in any of the following subjects:

  • Criminal Forensics
  • Nazis
  • Painting, reorganizing, or otherwise improving my home
  • Law and/or order
  • Baseball

That pretty much rules out everything except for ABC’s TGIF lineup, and I swore off Jim Belushi for life after The Principal.


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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