A boy band has covered Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar On Me.

Somewhere in Northeastern Pennsylvania, a 34-year-old man with a mullet is quietly sobbing into a balled up Pyromania t-shirt.


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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