I Knew You’d Want a Hot Apple Pie With That

A company in Pittsburgh is developing a technology that will predict what you’re going to order at fast food restaraunts before you even pull up to the drive-thrus.

A 28 year-old McDonald’s manager who saw a simulation of the technology called it, “the most impressive thing” he’s ever seen.

Relegated to second most impressive thing: the time he saw Triple-H and Ric Flair best Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi in a best-of-three falls match at the Hartford Civic Center. “That was pretty friggin’ awesome too,” said the fast food magnate.


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