When the main thrust of the lawsuit you are filing prominently features the phrase…

“plaintiff established possession, dominion and control over the ball by sitting on it and securing it with his right leg”

…you have to take a good, hard look at yourself. Hopefully, you will discover the exact point in time you became a flaming idiot, and take appropriate steps to reverse the process.


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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