Hello, my name is Brian and I’m a Dunkaholic. It’s been 16 days since my last Dunkin’ Donuts breakfast sandwich combo.

Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. During those dark moments, I swear I can taste a hint of fennel from their scrumptious sausagey goodness.

Then, in the blackness…the self-loathing begins.


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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