Bringin’ the Holiday Lumber

Am I the only person in America who would like to see someone bust in from the side of the frame in those Old Navy Caroler commercials and hit those darn kids in the back of their heads with a 2×4?

I mean, not the small ones in the front row, just the larger ones in the back. They should have known better.

The shorter ones should only be knee-capped.


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