One is the Loneliest Number

Whoever came up with the idea to sell three of the same type of socks in one package is a genius. It’s like they were able to eerily see into the shameful secrets of my hosiery drawer. There’s more unmatchable singles in there than at a speed-dating event held at Comic-Con.

If only the socks weren’t so entirely ugly. Sorry Rabbit, Trix are for kids.


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for since 2001.

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