For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named web site owners, may I humbly suggest the Darth Vader Voice Changer Helmet.
That’s right, you too can sound just like the Dark Lord of the Sith (Or, depending on your preferences, Mufasa from the Lion King.)
I predict hours of witty repartee with my spouse will ensue:
“Commander, tear this house apart until you’ve found that remote! And bring me the Oreos, I want them alive!
“You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not handle Noah’s bath-time, then you will meet your destiny.”
Buy today! And don’t worry, my wife will thank you later.