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This Christmas Eve, for the fiftieth-straight year, NORAD is tracking the progress of a flying red-suited fat man across the rooftops of North America.

Let’s forget for a minute that the NORAD Santa tracking web site contains creepy video of Jolly old Saint Nick flying across the sky with military symbols such as scrambled Canadian fighter jets (Canada has fighter jets? Who knew?) or passing over an eerily moonlit nuclear submarine. No, what’s really unsettling are the holiday greetings from celebrities found elsewhere on the site.

NORAD brings you glad tidings from the likes of Erik Estrada, Lorenzo Lamas, Cindy Williams, and Eric Roberts. Apparently the term “celebrity” is thrown around quite loosely at the North American Air Defense Command.

Merry Christmas everyone!

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