Five Things I Am Secretly Ashamed Of Concerning
My Current Relationship With Food
5. I prefer Kraft Macaroni & Cheese from a box as opposed to the homemade variety.
4. I have reached the stage in my life where non-diet soda is “too filling.”
3. I recently ate a 13 ounce “Weekender” size bag of Middleswarth BBQ potato chips in one sitting.
2. I view the “five second rule” as entirely too prohibitive.
1. Sometimes, there just isn’t any room left for JELL-O.