I’m immediately calling for a national cease-and-desist on the use of the term “Brokeback” in the following ways:

  • Adjective
    “Why is Fred Phelps watching the Brokeback Network?**”
  • Direct Object
    “I heard Tina is going Brokeback on us.”
  • Gerund
    Is it true that Tom Cruise was Brokebacking before he turned to Scientology?”

** Bravo


Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.

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