Trend-Stopping

I’m immediately calling for a national cease-and-desist on the use of the term “Brokeback” in the following ways:

• Adjective
  “Why is Fred Phelps watching the Brokeback Network?**”
• Direct Object
  “I heard Tina is going Brokeback on us.”
• Gerund
  “Is it true that Tom Cruise was Brokebacking before he turned to Scientology?”

** Bravo