They’re Both Purple, Okay

Here’s a handy tip for you health nuts out there making your own salads for lunch:

When shopping for groceries, take special precautions as to not mistake a small head of purple cabbage for radicchio. The resulting green and mauve concoction may be pleasing to the eye and deliver a healthy blow to your colon, but is not overly tasty.

Also not recommended, drinking heavily before venturing out to the Big Y.


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