- The first 4 pages of your photostream consist entirely of pictures of your wiener dog dressed in outfits you have personally crocheted.
- You’re hosting an historical archive of starlet nipple slip screenshots from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
- LOLCATS. Nothing but wall-to-wall LOLCATS.
- No, I’m not interested in trading, as you put it, “tasteful” pictures of our wives.
- You just found out photoshop has FILTERS!