Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting
Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding our product line as to appeal to the “dangerous glutton” demo. What do we have for ideas?
Executive #2: Well… people really do love our burgers…
Executive #1: I’ve got it! Let’s just pile another pattie on top of our existing burger and charge people an obscene amount of money for what is ostensibly the most unhealthy amount of ground beef a human should eat in one sitting!
Executive #2: Brilliant! I’ll write it up, then let’s hit Saladworks!
(Ed. Note: Yeah, they’re pretty tasty. Damn it all to hell.)