Gelati Girl
, originally uploaded by ranzino.

Name:
Gelati Girl

Age:
Wouldn’t you like to know 😉

Looking for:
Friendship and maybe more

Turn-Ons:

  • Guys with really really air conditioned apartments
  • Dates who bring their own spoons
  • Customers with exact change

Turn-Offs:

  • Men who go straight for the custard layer without paying any attention to a girl’s Italian ice
  • Being left in your minivan’s cup-holder at the parking lot of Great Adventure in the middle of August
  • Bendy straws
ranzino

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