Power Trip, originally uploaded by ranzino.

“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11.  I can’t seem to hit crap with it.  The other day, down in Mos Eisley, this smuggler was standing right in front of me no more than six womp rats away.  I swear every friggin’ blast out of this thing was about 1 to 2 feet wide on either side.  It’s almost as if that guy needed to survive to advance a plot or something.

I’ve got an E-14 with a scope at home, you know. I just use it for hunting mega-elk in the Tiberian Woods, but it’s a million times better than this piece of Bantha fodder.”

ranzino

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