Top 5 Parent Fears at the Seashore


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5. The inability to buy SPF “Lead Waterproof Vest.”
4. Standing too close to a lifeguard thereby enabling the wife to make a side by side comparison.
3. The murky depths of a grandparent’s wallet.
2. Unlimited access to readily available fudge.
1. The mystery salt water-tainted contents of the swimmy diaper.

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