Absorbency to the Max
ranzino September 13, 2020

Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets:

5. Go on, have that second burrito
4. Rainforests schmainforests!
3. Hiding your silent bathroom crying has never been easier!
2. America 2020 Collector’s Edition
1. I mean c’mon… just look at yourself


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