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The Burden of Being Aquaman

It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood. 

10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning

Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…

10 Rumored Features of the New iPhone 4G

In light of Gizmodo’s recent acquisition of a top-secret pre-production version of the iPhone 4G, speculation…

The Myth of Wii

The Non-Political Plumber, originally uploaded by ranzino. Here’s how fanboys of the Nintendo Wii will defend…

Pocket Full of Kryptonite

When I was a freshman in college I specifically remembering going to see a Spin Doctors…

Damn you George Lucas

You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…

Right Downturn Clyde

When we face the darkest of economic times, it takes a special breed of entertainer to…

We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack

It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…

Other Things Donovan McNabb Doesn’t Know

After a particularly uninspired gridiron matchup between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Philadelphia Eagles ended in…

My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!

These are the same people who are tasked with handling my ballot correctly. <Generic Public Service…