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Who Needs a Restroom Attendent Anyway?

One day, if I’m blessed, a long time from now, when my time has come and…

Top 5 Middle-Aged White Guys You See at the Beach

5. Way Too Tan Guy – You have to wonder if this guy is holding down…

Top 5 Parent Fears at the Seashore

5. The inability to buy SPF “Lead Waterproof Vest.”4. Standing too close to a lifeguard thereby…

Shoes, Photography, and Health Care

Pictured above are portions of two photographs of the same pair of shoes taken nearly five…

Lost in Translation

‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…

Power Trip

“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11.  I can’t seem to hit crap with…

Gelati Girl

Name:Gelati Girl Age:Wouldn’t you like to know 😉 Looking for:Friendship and maybe more Turn-Ons: Turn-Offs:

Jebediah and Sarah Have a Talk

“Yeah… so… this be awkward… but the doctor said it can flare up about once a…

Fireworks in Lititz

Somehow, fireworks were never all that cool to me… until I could take pictures of them…