The producers of The Bachelor are in the early stages of creating a reality TV version of Gilligan’s Island.
Real-life skippers, professors, movie stars, and millionaires are being encouraged to apply. Contestants will ‘re-enact’ classic episodes of the Nick at Nite standard while attempting to escape the titular tropic island nest.
I guess I’m not eligible since I don’t fit into one of the real-life occupations very well. I always thought of myself as more of a Mary-Ann, anyway….I’ve said too much.
Maybe I could swing being the Gilligan. Then again, I hate bellbottoms and I know enough to triple-bag my weed when I send it through the USPS.