Category: Food & Bev

Convenience Store Interrogatives

Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli

The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs

Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?

The Burden of Being Aquaman

It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.

Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups

This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…


Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year.  Experts…

Bashing Stereotypes

In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are…

Triple-Bypass Burger

Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…

In Desparate Need of a Line Break

The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…


As a kid, when no one was looking, I used to pour “Sugar in the Raw”…