Category: Food & Bev
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?
The Burden of Being Aquaman
It’s a big ocean. You can’t be everywhere at once.
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Signs
Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year. Experts…
Bashing Stereotypes
In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are…
Triple-Bypass Burger
Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…
In Desparate Need of a Line Break
The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…
Secrets
As a kid, when no one was looking, I used to pour “Sugar in the Raw”…