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Where the rustproofing is always complimentary.

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Blog posts

Aqua-Slumber

Gone the way of bean bag chairs, lava lamps, and hi-fi cabinets.

ranzino February 2, 2026

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

I highly recommend buying essential child care items where you can also buy expired cans of refried beans.

ranzino January 27, 2026

An Invitation to be Curious

At some point, we all have to take responsibility for our bad decision making.

ranzino January 27, 2026

Symptom Relief for No Less, or No More Than, Four Conditions

Do you like to do stereotypical outdoorsy things and smile a lot? Skyrizi might be for you.

ranzino January 22, 2026

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning

It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.

ranzino September 4, 2025

The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower

We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.

ranzino April 24, 2023

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ

When you’re shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That’s diarrhea.

ranzino October 15, 2022

Convenience Store Interrogatives

Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”

ranzino October 14, 2022

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli

The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”

ranzino October 17, 2021

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex

Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.

ranzino September 30, 2021

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