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Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ
When you're shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That's diarrhea.
October 15, 2022
When you're shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That's diarrhea.
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October 14, 2022
Convenience Store Interrogatives
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Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
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October 17, 2021
The answer to the question, "What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell's cafeteria?"
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September 30, 2021
Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn't meeting all of your clinical needs.
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September 28, 2021
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
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July 22, 2021
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?
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September 13, 2020
Absorbency to the Max
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Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that second burrito 4. Rainforests schmainforests! 3. Hiding your silent bathroom crying has never been easier! 2. America 2020 Collector’s Edition1. I mean c’mon… just look at yourself
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September 11, 2020
“Uhhhh…. I think I’ll select option C?”
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January 30, 2020
Optimism Renewed
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Middle East peace, sneezing with your eyes open, the return of the VHS tape as a viable media format. Literally anything is possible. Someone has financed and produced a stage production of the Golden Girls featuring only puppets. Never, ever, let your dreams die.
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January 29, 2019
You are a sign maker
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You nailed “surveillance” but just couldn’t stick the landing.
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