Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste
I highly recommend buying essential child care items where you can also buy expired cans of refried beans.
An Invitation to be Curious
At some point, we all have to take responsibility for our bad decision making.
Symptom Relief for No Less, or No More Than, Four Conditions
Do you like to do stereotypical outdoorsy things and smile a lot? Skyrizi might be for you.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.
The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower
We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ
When you’re shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That’s diarrhea.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex
Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.