Sheetz Interrogative of the Day – Breakfast Pizza
Answering life’s convenience store mysteries, one question at a time.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Tingly Ted’s
And I miss the way you make my tongue feel and it’s real. We ate the hot wings over our napkins off the grill.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste
I highly recommend buying essential child care items where you can also buy expired cans of refried beans.
Symptom Relief for No Less, or No More Than, Four Conditions
Do you like to do stereotypical outdoorsy things and smile a lot? Skyrizi might be for you.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Walkerswood Traditional Jamaican Jerk Seasoning
It’s about the seasoning, not the kind of person you are.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ
When you’re shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That’s diarrhea.
Convenience Store Interrogatives
40 ounces of liquid sugar pairs nicely with other complex carbohydrates.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex
Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs
Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?