Category: Marketing

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – DiaResQ

When you’re shopping in the store, and your butt begins to roar. That’s diarrhea.

Convenience Store Interrogatives

Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli

The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Umcka Coldcare & Petadolex

Where you should buy your healthcare products when the swap meet isn’t meeting all of your clinical needs.

Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Glacs

Need another reminder about global warming? Why not have it stare right back at you from your cereal bowl?

Absorbency to the Max

Suggested taglines for Kirkland Signature’s toilet paper with new wider sheets: 5. Go on, have that…

You Won’t Believe What Happened Next…

Least effective piece of clickbait I’ve ever seen.

Will It Blend?

I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve used a blender in…

A Hootie with Extra Cheese Hold the Mayo

A cautionary tale for all the budding pop and rock stars of the new millennium. Sure,…

A Bone You Say? Why Yes That Would Be Lovely

I got a great piece of SPAM in my Inbox today. That’s right, now for only…