Absorbency to the Max

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Will It Blend?

I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve used a blender in the past few years. Of course, that doesn’t prevent me from hanging on every word of the immaculately staged Magic Bullet commercials that are omnipresent on weekend mornings somewhere in the basic cable universe. There’s just something about a …

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