Aqua-Slumber
Gone the way of bean bag chairs, lava lamps, and hi-fi cabinets.
At some point, we all have to take responsibility for our bad decision making.
We do things by the book around here. Which book that is exactly is under discussion.
A listicle for the busy parent who likes to ignore their child by looking at a distraction rectangle.
Kudos on creating the world’s greatest money printing machine you handsome bearded bastard.
Where we talk about just giving up on making our family look presentable.
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow night:
Where we get snobby about what kind of container our alcoholic beverage is served in.