Category: Parenting & Suburbia
The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower
I don’t see myself as the type of person who seeks out confrontations. I can’t remember…
Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis
Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning
Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…
Damn you George Lucas
You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…
We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack
It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…
Happy Halloween
Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Giraffes, Swords and Puppies To Be
Sculptures To Be, originally uploaded by ranzino. So what’s the over-under on the life expectancy of…
An Inverse Relationship
This pretty much sums up how I feel about my ongoing pursuit of excellence in the…
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store. I like…