page-header

Category: Parenting & Suburbia

The Disillusionment of a Rule-Follower

I don’t see myself as the type of person who seeks out confrontations. I can’t remember…

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood. 

10 Sure Fire Steps to Having a GREAT Morning

Leave the house with all of your children. Enjoy the pleasant daily ritual of exchanging friendly…

Damn you George Lucas

You know your 5- year- old is probably watching too much Star Wars when your 2-year-old…

We’re Bringing SchlumpyBack

It’s a good sign that you probably need to do the laundry when your daycare provider…

Happy Halloween

Here are the list of kids whose costumes’ mandate that I not give them candy tomorrow…

Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups

This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…

Giraffes, Swords and Puppies To Be

Sculptures To Be, originally uploaded by ranzino. So what’s the over-under on the life expectancy of…

An Inverse Relationship

This pretty much sums up how I feel about my ongoing pursuit of excellence in the…

Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?

Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store.  I like…