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My Camera’s Voice DEMANDS To Be Heard!

These are the people that are tasked with handling my ballot correctly.   Sigh. <Generic Public Service Announcement> Get out and vote! </Generic Public Service Announcement>

Dumbest… Technology… Ever.

A 16-year-old boy broke the Guinness World Record for speed text messaging this past Sunday. Ang Chuang Yang of Singapore was definitely “in the zone” when he typed an 160 character message in only 41.52 seconds. The standard phrase used as the sample text in all text-messaging contests apparently is: The razor-toothed piranhas of the …

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Feeling Like an Ass?

As David Wooderson would say, “All right, all right, all right!” So there was a sweeping victory for the Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives last night. Those kooky donkeys might even pull out a squeaker in the Senate before it’s all said and done. That is, of course, if Katherine Harris doesn’t somehow …

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Fun with Euphemisms

I didn’t get the memo on when the term “suspect” evolved into “person of interest” in regards to a police investigation. Has our society become too politically correct (or legally hamstrung) that we can’t even imply someone is suspect? If that’s the case, do you remember the last time you read a news story that …

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Full Disclosure

The debate over personal privacy is raging in our nation. Whether it’s about the legality of NSA wiretaps, the creation of a secret government database chronicling every U.S. citizen’s actions, or talk of whether it’s any of our business if Britney drove off in her Mercedes with K-Fed’s progeny restrained only by her well-toned thighs… …

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This just in…

according to a Michigan environmental group, new car smell is toxic.  And coming up after the break, the Center for Disease Control is now reporting that hugging small puppies is now the leading cause of deadly genital warts.

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