Category: Oddness
A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz
It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.
The Future is Now
Fans of the luxuriously depressing obesity-chic lifestyle as depicted in the Pixar classic Wall*E rejoice! Your…
Right Downturn Clyde
When we face the darkest of economic times, it takes a special breed of entertainer to…
Halloween Week on Ranzino.com
It’s Halloween season here on Ranzino.com and we’ll be celebrating this manufactured non-holiday by posting some…
Life Got You Down?
In these uncertain times of financial and political turmoil, it may be time for Americans to…
Where For Art Thou Barber Pole?
Recently, I took the boys on our not-so-frequent trip to the hair removal store. I like…
Gelati Girl
Name:Gelati Girl Age:Wouldn’t you like to know 😉 Looking for:Friendship and maybe more Turn-Ons: Turn-Offs:
Jebediah and Sarah Have a Talk
“Yeah… so… this be awkward… but the doctor said it can flare up about once a…
Enter The Frogmen
When my father warned me against taking that quickie loan from Kermit, I asked myself, “What’s…
Signs
Reports of inappropriate adult-on-pretzel contact have risen 130% in Lancaster County in the past year. Experts…