Dialouge from “Tax Reform Commando”

Matrix: Remember Sully when I promised to kill your wimpy socialist aid program last?
Sully: That’s right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: (Succinctly drops Sully off a cliff) I lied.

Critics of California’s Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, are labeling him sexist and homophobic after he referred to Democrats who oppose his tough state budget as “girlie men.”

I, for one, say these assertions about Ahnud are blatantly false.

How can the alleged, long-time womanizer spout anti-female sentiment after producing a vital resource for the health and well-being of women everywhere?

“Thaz right, ladies. Work zee buttocks. Zee firm, firm, buttocks.”