In Lancaster County, cops don’t eat donuts… they eat pretzels… made by the Amish… who are under around the clock protection from Harrison Ford until a forbidden romance is kindled.
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
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