December 7, 2004
Where Scratch & Sniff Stickers are a Business Expense premium
Here’s a toss-up. Does being a research scientist at the Sense of Smell Institute (A Leading Global Resource on the Science of Olfaction): a. Absolutely guarantee your social life will be an unmitigated disaster for the rest of your life. or b. Provide you with the single best conversation starter ever. It’s a tough call.
November 30, 2004
Next Item… The Gold-Plated Pikachu premium
Nothing says “I’m compensating for my crappy childhood,” quite like dropping 100 large on a platinum Hello Kitty doll.
June 17, 2004
Metro-Funk premium
Old Spice released its annual list of the 100 Sweatiest Summertime Cities today. As it turns out, every place I’ve ever lived in, or around, is represented on the list. #50 Philadelphia, PA #52 Harrisburg, PA #81 Hartford, CT (I can’t wait for July!) #84 Wilkes Barre/Scranton, PA #86 Syracuse, NY All this time, I […]
March 7, 2004
Who Said ‘Weekend at Bernie’s 3’ Would Never Happen? premium
Selling (or using) dead people’s body parts for your personal gain, it just doesn’t get any funnier than this, does it? This at least has to be made into a TNT Original Movie. You can’t tell me that Jonathan Silverman and Andrew McCarthy aren’t available right now! CNN.com – Director of UCLA’s body donor program […]