In Desparate Need of a Line Break
The good news is when you deep fry them, they taste just like Burger King’s chicken…
SOYLENT PINK IS PEOPLE!
I’m willing to accept many things about the anthropomorphic animal residents of Richard Scarry’s Busytown at…
Why Even HAVE a Drive-Thru Then?
You mean I have to wear pants now? Is Dunkin’ Donuts going to pick up the…
I Knew It, I Just Knew It
Daytime nap may help memory, learning Researchers in Israel report a daytime nap may help memory…
Dumbest… Technology… Ever.
A 16-year-old boy broke the Guinness World Record for speed text messaging this past Sunday. Ang…
Madden 2006 Counts as 1 Gym Credit
Reports surfaced yesterday that West Virginia’s Public School system had reached an agreement with the manufacturer…
Biodegradable Delicates
Are you tired of wearing that same old pair of underwear day after day after day?…
A Bone You Say? Why Yes That Would Be Lovely
I got a great piece of SPAM in my Inbox today. That’s right, now for only…
Fun with Respiratory Disease
Growing up with asthma, I generally considered my trusty inhaler a valuable commodity. Even at a…
Tango, Charlie, Blitzen, Echo, Donner, Over
This Christmas Eve, for the fiftieth-straight year, NORAD is tracking the progress of a flying red-suited…