Dark Brown Secrets
I’m sure my youthful metabolism just burned it right up.
“Pork Chops and Applesauce”
It’s a close up of pork chops on a grill. Don’t make it weird.
I Also Say “Whipper-Snapper” More Often Than Someone My Age Should
I also say gumption and dungarees.
It’s the Details That End Up Getting You
Where art and competition intersect, I end up the loser.
Caution: Close Side Clearance
Sign Interpretation 101: Navigating your physical environment for dummies.
Spring
Winter once again has left us, just like your deadbeat Dad left you when he “went out for milk and a pack of smokes.”
M and an additional M
It takes a special kind of skill to take close up photos of candies. It’s called extreme boredom management.
Jingle Rain
Abstract imagery to remind you how holiday-driven consumerism is slowly ruing your life.