Burning Question

Who at the Boudreaux Company came up with the brilliant idea of calling their diaper rash ointment Butt Paste? If he or she has not since been promoted to the c-suite, there clearly is no rhyme or reason to how one can climb the corporate ladder.

Questionable Design Choice

The cartoon child in need of butt paste clearly is not old enough to speak, let alone of the age where one would know how to draw attention to a unique selling proposition through the casing of letters. Thus making his or her speech bubble utterly inane.

Unexpected Bonus

The butt paste container indicates that it has a “Flip Top.” I’m not sure if that makes it harder or easier for a caregiver to get their greasy hands in and out to retrieve said paste, but the good folks at Boudreaux Co. seem to think it’s a nifty feature.

Appropriately Priced?

At $2, this is one of the most moderately priced ways you can get your hands on a product that contains at least 16% zinc oxide AND is free from talc. Those looking to prevent and treat severe rash may want to pony up more.

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