Burning Question

Who thought “Tingly Ted’s” was the right way to go for the product name? I guess if you wanted to indicate the sauce itself made you “tingle” that might be okay. Unfortunately, the product indirectly implies that something about Ted is tingly, and I’m pretty sure no one wants to know what that something might actually be.

Questionable Design Choice

The cartoon bear on the bottle seems slightly enraged for unknown reasons. Perhaps he was tingled in a way he deemed inappropriate?

Unexpected Bonus

The hastily added “Try it!” in a different handwriting on the Post-it note clearly reeks of a stock manager who saw that the endorsement of a certain singer songwriter from Suffolk wasn’t incentive enough to help move the five cases of this stuff collecting dust back in the storeroom.

Appropriately Priced?

For two bottles per measly buck, it’s certainly worth a shot. Because when you’re looking for complex, zesty, and varied flavor profiles, one always thinks of English cuisine.

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