Tag: food
Convenience Store Interrogatives
Because Diabetes. The answer to the question you are posing is, “Because diabetes.”
Discount Grocery Item of the Day – Original Scungilli
The answer to the question, “What do you think would be in a chafing dish on Fridays in hell’s cafeteria?”
Two Girls, Two Guys, 4 Plastic Cups
This weekend my wife and I went out on the town with some good friends. Being…
Triple-Bypass Burger
Inside a 5 Guys Product Development Meeting Executive #1: Our CEO has tasked us with expanding…
Secrets
As a kid, when no one was looking, I used to pour “Sugar in the Raw”…
“Pork Chops and Applesauce”
I’ve got to admit… I dig on swine baby.
Potato Nirvana
Today I’m going to do something just for you. I’m going to do something that’s going…
M and an additional M
Remember when getting a green M&M meant something special? No… wait… me neither.
Sprouts
You either love ’em, or hate ’em. I love ’em. If you throw in some bacon,…
Silly Rabbit
Trix are for kids. And 33-year-olds. But definitely not rabbits, that just makes no sense at…