I was never one for timing.
Anyway, this Halloween, I hope all the candy you collected was chocolate, and if you found something flaming on your front porch, hopefully it was only a trick-or-treating Perez Hilton.
Many people have tried to accurately capture the essence that is Brian, but this much is known to be true: he has dutifully paid the hosting bill for Ranzino.com since 2001.
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