Tag: Married Life

A Dispatch to My Wife Justifying the Purchase and Display of My New Truck Nutz

It is with great respect and the utmost humility that I stand before you in defense of this most innocent of all motor vehicle novelty items.

Just Peanuts, Nothing Else

“What came with these?” “What?” “The peanuts.” “Oh those!” “Yes, the ones that are all over…

Always Read the Label Before Purchasing

Earlier this week, my wife came to visit me at my workplace. Since the last time…

Confections with Attitudes

Today, after polishing off my lunch of pork fried rice and an egg roll, I broke…