WORLD CHAMPIONS… OF THE WORLD!
Philadelphia fans rejoice. Nearly three decades of pain has been eased this night. Thank you Phightin’ Phils!
Da Phils Win!
Don’t worry, it’s just a divisional title, not like the World Series or anything.
At Least We’ve Got the Best Mascot
Don’t be bringing up the San Diego Chicken or the Phoenix Suns Gorilla either. Pure amateur hour.