My Boring Fat Greek Olympics
From the people who invented both comedies AND tragedies.
Stick to the Sports Reporting Fellas
I mean, they’re probably weren’t a ton to pick from.
Obscurity in Straight Sets
It’s played on clay, just in case you were wondering. Oh, you weren’t?
For That Deep Down Nielsens Thirst
Like Mike. If I could re-hydrate and replenish like Mike.
The March to San Antonio (Not Affiliated with the Mexican-American War)
It’s national “Call in Sick so You Can Watch Basketball” day!
