There’s a picture in the latest issue of Newsweek showing John Kerry playfully tossing a football to John Edwards. Awwww, that’s so cute. They’re like totally B.F.F.* now!

How much do you want to wager that neither of them can throw a decent spiral?

Then there’s Jack Kemp. Now there was a politician who could hit you between the numbers with a frozen rope from twice the length of a legislative chamber.

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