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Blog posts

Hot Wheels Was Already Optioned

Etch-a-Sketch the Movie: See what happens when a straight-laced urbanite “shakes up” her life and moves to the country!

ranzino February 4, 2026

Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis

Kids say the dumbest things.

ranzino September 25, 2010

Lost in Translation

Sometimes crossovers don’t end well for every IP involved.

ranzino July 26, 2008

Power Trip

Standard 90 galactic standard day guarantee. Accuracy assertions are non-verified.

ranzino July 16, 2008

SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab

Speaking to cartoons and innocence.

ranzino March 28, 2008

Friggin’ Chutes

An entry into the pantheon of games you wish had never been invented.

ranzino November 19, 2007

Bricked

Backlit Duplo bricks. As the ancients foretold.

ranzino September 17, 2007

So We Got a WonderWheel Instead

It’s a reference to the somewhat problematic 1980’s movie, The Toy.

ranzino February 15, 2006

Noah, I Am Your Father

I find your lack of purchasing power, disturbing.

ranzino December 17, 2004

Next Item… The Gold-Plated Pikachu

You’ve got to love the Japanese’s dedication to cartoon animals.

ranzino November 30, 2004
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