Tag: Toys
Anthropomorphic Identity Crisis
Child malapropisms. They’re one of the few true joys of parenthood.
Lost in Translation
‘ “No, I have no idea what he’s talking about. He keeps babbling on about something…
Power Trip
“Yeah it’s a Galactic Empire standard issue BlasTech E-11. I can’t seem to hit crap with…
SpongeBob, Behind the Green Door… at the Krusty Krab
The following is the best dinner-time discussion my son and I have had in weeks. Me:…
Friggin’ Chutes
Most… tedious… children’s…. game…. EVER. I have no idea what she’s smiling about.
Bricked
At the The Children’s Museum in Bloomsburg, PA.
So We Got a WonderWheel Instead
Recently, my son and I were in our van leaving the parking lot of the grocery…
Noah, I Am Your Father
For those last minute shoppers looking for the perfect holiday gift to bestow upon certain un-named…
Next Item… The Gold-Plated Pikachu
Nothing says “I’m compensating for my crappy childhood,” quite like dropping 100 large on a platinum…