Fans of the luxuriously depressing obesity-chic lifestyle as depicted in the Pixar classic Wall*E rejoice! Your dream reality is at hand.

You know Wall*E, it’s the Pixar movie your kids least want to re-watch.

No, not Ratatouille, the other one.

No, not the Lion King remake with dinosaurs on peyote.  The one with robots and fat people in space.