You mean I have to wear pants now? Is Dunkin’ Donuts going to pick up the bill for all the extra glaze removal I’m going to have to pay for at the dry cleaners? I think not.

Man forgets to wear pants at drive-thru

Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop’s drive-through lane didn’t have any pants on. Police say the 46-year-old Croton-on-Hudson resident was arrested last week and has been charged with misdemeanor public lewdness. Police released a statement Thursday saying it was “unknown how Mr. Greco took his coffee that day.